Ode to a Stressful day

*Dedicate and inspired by my Favorite and the best DJ on FM Radio DJ RAIN of 99.5 RT keep it up sweety

Hey Mister Sun
I like the way you shine
Seems you don’t have a problem
Going up and down
Though it’s ordinary
Routinary for you

Hey Miss moon
Oh how romantic
Some say.when you shine
At different places and phases
Though it’s ordinary
Routinary for you

Oh why can’t I cope up
With all the routinary crap of my life
If i can only give up
The routinary ordinary
Life of mine

I want to walk the beach
Feel the sand between my feet
And bathe to the sun
Till it set

I want to wake in the morning
With breakfast in bed
Served by my honey
With the sweetest voice you could heard

But I can’t escape
I am holed up, held up, locked up
With the routinary
Ordinary Crap of my Life

I wanna break free
I wanna break free
I wanna lose away anxiety
I wanna break free
I wanna break free
I wanna lose all the stress thats killing me

If i could only get out
The routinary ordinary
Cycle of my life

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Another Farting Technique

I know know it’s gross but i experienced it here it goes.

The common techniques as we know are:

1. The quiet type.
*these are the one that will release and pretend that they arent smelling anything at all, deadma effect.

2. The blamer.
*these are the type who will release the will loudly react to the smell.

3. The falsetto
*these happens when you suppress the release but still unable to control it and make a squeaking sound.

4. The Hardened Face/Clown type
*these are people who really doesn’t care about anything and will release even they are in front of the people and sometime will laugh about it.

5. Pull something
*these are the people who will ask you to pull something and then they will release it.

6. Watch my phone collection pic then i’ll fart
*these the latest that i had experienced this after noon where the initiator show his smartphone picture collection then farts like he dont care. that ^@%#^&%@# it makes my stomach flip inside out. and its quite liberating when i got out of the FX.

It’s nice to be in the office *sigh*

LIFELINES

Emergency Telephone Numbers

These are more effective than 911

When –

You are sad, phone John 14

You have sinned, phone Psalm 51

You are facing danger, phone Psalm 91

People have failed you, phone Psalm 27

It feels as though God is far from you, phone Psalm 139

Your faith needs stimulation, phone Hebrews 11

You are alone and scared, phone Psalm 23

You are worried, phone Matthew 8:19–34

You are hurt and critical, phone 1 Corinthians 13

You wonder about Christianity, phone 2 Corinthians 5:15-18

You feel like an outcast, phone Romans 8:31-39

You are seeking peace, phone Matthew 11:25-30

It feels as if the world is bigger than God, phone Psalm 90

You need Christ like insurance, phone Romans 8:1-30

You are leaving home for a trip, phone Psalm 121

You are praying for yourself, phone Psalm 87

You require courage for a task, phone Joshua 1

Inflation’s and investments are hogging your thoughts, phone Mark 10:17-31

You are depressive, phone Psalm 27

Your bank account is empty, phone Psalm 37

You lose faith in mankind, phone Corinthians 13

It looks like people are unfriendly, phone John 15

You are losing hope, phone Psalm 126

You feel the world is small compared to you, phone Psalm 19

You want to carry fruit, phone John 15

Paul’s secret for happiness, phone Colossians 3:12-17

With big opportunity/discovery, phone Isaiah 55

To get along with other people, phone Romans 12

ALTERNATE NUMBERS

For dealing with fear, call Psalm 3:47

For security, call Psalm 121:3

For assurance, call Mark 8:35

For reassurance, call Psalm 145:18

ALL THESE NUMBERS MAY BE PHONED DIRECTLY.

NO OPERATOR ASSISTANCE IS NECESSARY.

ALL LINES TO HEAVEN ARE AVAILABLE 24 HOURS A DAY.

FEED YOUR FAITH, AND DOUBT WILL STARVE TO DEATH.

Love Thy SELF

Don’t date because you are desperate.
Don’t marry because you are miserable.
Don’t have kids because you think your genes are superior.
Don’t philander because you think you are irresistible.
Don’t associate with people you can’t trust.
Don’t cheat. Don’t lie. Don’t pretend.
Don’t dictate because you are smarter.
Don’t demand because you are stronger.
Don’t sleep around because you think you are old enough and know better.
Don’t hurt your kids because loving them is harder.
Don’t sell yourself, your family, or your ideals.
Don’t stagnate.!
Don’t regress.
Don’t live in the past. Time can’t bring anything or anyone back.
Don’t put your life on hold for possibly Mr/Mrs Right.
Don’t throw your life away on absolutely Mr Wrong because your biological clock is ticking.
Learn a new skill.
Find a new friend.
Start a new career.
Sometimes, there is no race to be won.
Only a price to be paid for some of life’s more hasty decisions.
To terminate your loneliness, reach out to the homeless.
To feed your nurturing instincts, care for the needy.
To fulfill your parenting fantasies, get a puppy.
Don’t bring another life into this world for all the wrong reasons.
To make yourself happy, pursue your passions and be the best of what you
can be.
Simplify your life. Take away the clutter.
Get rid of destructive elements: abusive friends, nasty habits, and dangerous liaisons.
Don’t abandon your responsibilities but don’t overdose on duty.
Don’t live life recklessly without thought and feeling for your family.
Be true to yourself.
Don’t commit when you are not ready.
Don’t keep others waiting needlessly.
Go on that trip. Don’t postpone it.
Say those words. Don’t let the moment pass.
Do what you have to, even at society’s scorn.
Write poetry.
Love Deeply.
Walk barefoot.
Dance with wild abandon.
Cry at the movies.
Take care of yourself. Don’t wait for someone to take care of you.
You light up your life.
You drive yourself to your destination.
No one completes you – except YOU.
It isn’t true that life does not get easier with age.
It only gets more challenging.
Don’t be afraid. Don’t lose your capacity to love.
Pursue your passions.
Live your dreams.
Don’t lose faith in God.
Don’t grow old. Just grow YOU!
When you give someone your time, you are giving them a portion of your
life that you’ll never get back. Your time is your life.
That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. Relationships
take time and effort, and the best way to spell love is T-I-M-E because the essence of love is not what we think or do or provide for others, but how much we give of ourselves.

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